It all starts when Super-Cerebus eats a batch of Red Xenonite brownies which, in this case, causes his Amphetamine Vision to run wild, killing the infernal dead with heart attacks!
Because they’re already dead (the third or fourth time around, actually), it causes them to become “Nietzsche-ed”! Which really hacks off Satan!
Fortunately, Super-Cerebus is able to switch into his civilian identity as Kent Olsen, FOX NEWS Gehenna news anchor!
And just in the nick of time, Dante and Virgil change the channel to Ophidian Sportsnet 2’s “Red State vs. Blue State Bloodbath Live.”
Don’t Miss: Satan’s flawless Rupert Murdoch impression!
Don’t Miss! The Cerebus In Hell? Emergency Change of Premise! Don’t Miss!
Written by Dave Sim; with art by Sim and Gustave Dore. Cover art by Benjamin Hobbs.
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